Captivated

I’m a billionaire. I’m not letting some endangered bird stop me from building my massive computer server plant. When these ridiculous environmental protestors interfere with my building site, I humiliate them before throwing them out. But when Fee, the feisty head of the group, uses her charms (and my intoxicated state) to kidnap me, I’m entertained enough to allow her to hold me on her Irish grandfather’s farm. When we’re attacked by an enemy intent on ending me, she realizes for the first time that I’m not just a businessman. I’m the head of one of the most powerful Mafias in Europe. Now, I have to kidnap and marry *her,* kicking and screaming, to keep her safe. She is utterly captivating. There’s a goat living in my mansion and a woman who despises everything I stand for… unless we’re in bed. I have to take out my vicious new enemy, deal with my irritating insta-family, and make my new wife fall in love with me. Nothing to it.